Caution: do absolutely not attempt to read this post if you
are in a library, at work and especially not if you are eating. You might end
up choking and I decline all responsibility as, I myself, upon writing this
article almost choked twice on what I found and was few seconds away from
peeing myself on the third time.
Ever had one of those awkward life moment that makes you
want to burry yourself at first but then makes the best stories ever to talk
about during dinner or when chilling with friends?
Well I’ve found a few of them and made a ranking of my five favorites
and I hope you guys like it and don’t laugh to hard
This has actually happened to me and I know most of us can
relate to that: one of those awkward moment you meet someone you haven’t seen
in a while and as you get close to each other you feel that anxiety come up and
in your head you are trying to figure out if it is going to be a handshake or a
hug. You figure out it’s been a while so a hug would be a good way to appear
friendly. But the other person thinks well… it’s been a while so a handshake
would be best. You reach for a hug, the other person is reaching for a
handshake. Thought process screen showing: no match found! And that’s how you
end up with an unexpected hugshake people!
I totally relate to you girl… And really this is the best
that can happen to you rather than reaching for the handshake and your hand actually
reaches for some other, very awkward places... hmmm. Gross… let’s proceed lol
4- High five awkward moment
We’ve pretty much all had that one and this has especially happened
to me a couple of times with elders trying to get into the youth vibe. And believe
me! There is nothing wrong with that! I find it actually cool that elders try
to tune in to the youth adults but that awkward high five is one of those
moments that totally throw you off. You reach for it and woops… missed it lol:
congratulations! you just high fived the air. The worst is when there is
actually a miscommunication somewhere along the way: you reach for a high five
the old dude is reaching for a fist bump: five bump! You are just like wut? And
then they want to try again and you are just like… let’s just revert to the ol’
ways: handshake sir! Thank you J
(Case is also valid for friends! Lol)
3- Wrong apartment
Ever happened that you are so tired, after a long night on
your papers that you literally try to get into the wrong apartment after
getting an important parcel from the mailman? Well sign me in!
This was one of the scariest days of my life. See, I couldn’t
think straight that morning and after getting picking on my mail and climbing
the stairs to the first floor, I just opened the main door and since on my
floor my apartment is the first one, obviously I tried to open the first door I
found, not even looking at the door number. After trying all the keys on my key
holder I got upset, started to knock (loudly please…) on the door and called my
roommate being like “please open the door”. All the sudden the door opened and
I was horrified to realize this was not my roommate and even better! It was definitely
NOT my apartment. Oh my GOD… my heart dropped in my stomach. I was so scared
that I could actually feel my face getting pale. My neighbor was soooo upset I
couldn’t even say a word… this was so awkward that I went straight back to bed
in hope that some sleep will get my ideas straight. Starting your day at the
police station is certainly not the first thing you would think of when you wake
up. Thank god this didn’t happen to me. Man…. That would have been weird…
2- Wardrobe malfunction
There are some days where everything feels right, almost
perfect except your wardrobe. You wake up fine this morning and let’s say you
ran a little being on the time that was allotted to you to get ready. So of
course, as a commuter, you rush a little to make it on time to work. you get
out of your house and walk to the bus stop. Ride all the way to the stop in
front of the train station and cross the street to catch the train. You take
the train and get to work, go to your board meeting at nine and then do whatever
you have to do. And then you go to lunch with you coworker and as you finish
passing your order, you turn around and realize they are all in a circle,
talking and glancing at you at time. Then one of then finally walks up to you
and says: “dude, your d*ck is showing”
And you just go over your entire morning, all the looks you got
from the random people you met on your way and even your coworkers at your
meeting, thinking it was because you looked so sharp and your hair was so damn
sleek! Man… It was about your thingy not being in the right place rather than
you looking so fine… awkward moment…
1- Autocorrect
This one is my absolute favorite ever! It is so sad
at the moment and so awkward especially when some wrong words are not meant to
be in that message and your boss or a coworker is supposed to get that message.
Example of a very unfortunate case:
“you coffee is on my d*ck
I meant D*CK
DESK! DESK! I meant DESK! Oh my god… I am going
to go kill myself right now”
The friend or relative versions of the
autocorrect fails are definitely the most valid ones!
Bwahahaaa I was totally dying laughing about
those unfortunate autocorrect fails and I have selected a few of them I will
leave you on. You can find more here
if you ever want to choke yourself while laughing or make people think you are totally
mental because you laugh and cry both at the same time in your cubicle, on the
train or in the library. Enjoy J
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